What cosmic bullshit can I blame my problems on?
Invented nonsense
The Moon has put your motivation on airplane mode.
What’s actually happening?
The event is real. Blaming your day on it is the joke.
A cosmic excuse for whatever went wrong.
AboutInvented nonsense
The event is real. Blaming your day on it is the joke.
Bad day? Our overworked cosmic clerk will find you something in the sky to blame. Some excuses start with calculated celestial events. Others come straight from the Department of Complete Bullshit.
Real sky means the stated event is happening within its calculated time window. The interpretation is still a joke. Invented nonsense means we made the whole thing up. Neither is advice, a prediction, or a diagnosis.
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